i gotta be cool, relaxed, get in, get on my tracks:[musik: Queen - Crazy Little Thing Called Love]
you know, everyone's blog is all about how bored life is. it's like 'omgzxz im soooo bored' and 'my life is sooo boring' and all that gaboozle. so thus, in my own boredom (!) i have decided to come up with a list of 20 things to do.
1) go to macdonalds and pretend you can't speak English.
2) run around in squares.
3) calmly have a nervous breakdown.
4) swear in Russian.
5) write a book about your previous life.
6) Change your mind.
7) Change it back.
8) flash your goldfish.
9) pretend you're blind.
10) be a side effect.
11) Be Buddha.
12) get run over by a train of thought.
13) make up famous sayings.
14) try to commit suicide with a paper knife.
15) form a political party.
16) act profound.
17) wink at everyone who passes by.
18) do research on the cause of world war III.
19) sharpen a carrot.
20) intimidate a piece of chalk.
and if the abovementioned suggestions are of no help to ease you, you can always go to friendster and scoff at stupid people and their stupid profiles.
later.